| Page 1 They were just plain ol’ Delbert and Shirley until Mitzy was born. Right before her third birthday she named them “Gramples”. She said it stood for “grand people” and would be “politically correct.” They couldn’t argue the point. After all, according to them, “she is, by far, the smartest, cutest, most wonderful child on the planet.” They have 150 gigibites of digital video to prove it. |
| Page 2 The year is 2075. Delbert and Shirley worked hard and saved their money. They put two kids through college and one into the Peace Corps. It’s time to go out shopping for an RV with a bumper sticker that says “WE ARE OUT SPENDING OUR KIDS INHERITANCE.” |
